Computers SUCK! Come on SPRING!!!!

[SinkorSwim]

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Thank You... I just needed to vent...

2000 Microsoft Server [smilie=101.gif]

[WizKid]

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[h2oboy]

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way
computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo
(COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the
auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like
the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got
1,000 miles to the gallon."
In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release
stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all
be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this
part):
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a
new car.
3. Occasionally, your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would
have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows,
shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could
continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your
car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would
have to reinstall the engine.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable,
five times as fast and twice as easy to drive -- but would run on
only five percent of the roads.
6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be
replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation"
warning light.
7. The airbag system would ask, "Are you sure?" before deploying.
8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and
refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door
handle, turned the key, and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how
to drive all over again because none of the controls would
operate in the same manner as the old car.
10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.

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[Christian]

one of my favs

BTW, upgrade to server 2k3 (R2) lots more gooder :mrgreen:

[SinkorSwim]

one of my favs

BTW, upgrade to server 2k3 (R2) lots more gooder :mrgreen:


I am praying to switch the entire company to Linux... [smilie=050.gif]


I just like it for some reason... :mrgreen:

[Christian]

I am praying to switch the entire company to Linux...


I have had several customers go from 2k and 2k3 to linux, even forklifted the exchange and went to mdameon (I think) and kept OL on the desktop.

it was a much nicer enviroment, Linux on Sun for the big stuff and Linux on tier1 boxes for the day to day.

and I did not have to jack around with licensing for them every year. As we all Know I get rich by selling MS licensing [smilie=101.gif] low profit margin software

[mnfastboat]

In addition to to GM's comments i would like to add that if it was that way
we would have to buy a new car every 42 days.
Becuase after 45 days they released a patch that caused it to lock up and never work again