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Butt Cheese
06-30-2004, 09:53 AM
I’ve just received word that a crowd is now forming outside Harbor Point and Dorseys in anticipation of her return this weekend.




Hotmom is so hot that…

I vaguely remember meeting some tall guy last weekend that was with her.



Hotmom is so hot that…

A combined 1.6 million man-hours of work across the Midwest were lost this week because guys were waiting 2 days for DJ to post Hotmom pics.





Speaking of Hotmom pictures, it’s hard to imagine how, but the pictures don’t do her justice once you meet her. I met a Playboy centerfold in New Orleans a year ago (and have a pic to prove it) that wasn’t one tenth as pretty, nice or intelligent as Hotmom.

As for the other half… [smilie=265.gif] (haha, j/k)

Seriously, it was great meeting you guys even though I was out of it (I felt sober compared to other Party Cove days) and my place was a zoo (long story, someone was there that wasn’t supposed to be). Hope to see you again soon.
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Bajapit
06-30-2004, 10:03 AM
Butt Cheese:
Go back to school and get an MD.
Work 90+ hours a week on weekends and evenings all Holidays.
Sell your Boat.
Start making $500000000000000000000000000000000000000000.00 a week.
Dump the afro.
Get a totoo.
Buy a 100000000 foot Black thunder
and than maybe::
Anyone else have any Ideas how Butt Cheese can get a Hot MOM....

kevinm
06-30-2004, 10:52 AM
There's lots of ideas but probably none of them would work for Butt Cheese.

GrumpyBullet
06-30-2004, 10:54 AM
There's lots of ideas but probably none of them would work for Butt Cheese.

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Butt Cheese
06-30-2004, 11:07 AM
There's lots of ideas but probably none of them would work for Butt Cheese.


Maybe a few more 0's in there Pit!!!!


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BigDaddy
06-30-2004, 11:12 AM
You can't dump the fro!! :lol: :lol:

grnis
06-30-2004, 11:15 AM
Butt Cheese:
Go back to school and get an MD.
Work 90+ hours a week on weekends and evenings all Holidays.
Sell your Boat.
Start making $500000000000000000000000000000000000000000.00 a week.
Dump the afro.
Get a totoo.
Buy a 100000000 foot Black thunder
and than maybe::
Anyone else have any Ideas how Butt Cheese can get a Hot MOM....
Just about every picture I see of Butt Cheese he has a different woman hanging off of his arm. and they are nice looking women too. But I guess he is still looking for Hot Mom.
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Nick
06-30-2004, 12:27 PM
Butt Cheese:
Go back to school and get an MD.
Work 90+ hours a week on weekends and evenings all Holidays.
Sell your Boat.
Start making $500000000000000000000000000000000000000000.00 a week.
Dump the afro.
Get a totoo.
Buy a 100000000 foot Black thunder
and than maybe::
Anyone else have any Ideas how Butt Cheese can get a Hot MOM....
Just about every picture I see of Butt Cheese he has a different woman hanging off of his arm. and they are nice looking women too. But I guess he is still looking for Hot Mom.
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Thats because he wont allow people to take pics when hes with ugly girls.

Elrod62
06-30-2004, 12:49 PM
I’ve just received word that a crowd is now forming outside Harbor Point and Dorseys in anticipation of her return this weekend.




Hotmom is so hot that…

I vaguely remember meeting some tall guy last weekend that was with her.



Hotmom is so hot that…

A combined 1.6 million man-hours of work across the Midwest were lost this week because guys were waiting 2 days for DJ to post Hotmom pics.





Speaking of Hotmom pictures, it’s hard to imagine how, but the pictures don’t do her justice once you meet her. I met a Playboy centerfold in New Orleans a year ago (and have a pic to prove it) that wasn’t one tenth as pretty, nice or intelligent as Hotmom.

As for the other half… [smilie=265.gif] (haha, j/k)

Seriously, it was great meeting you guys even though I was out of it (I felt sober compared to other Party Cove days) and my place was a zoo (long story, someone was there that wasn’t supposed to be). Hope to see you again soon.
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Looks like somebody is looking for Brownie Points [smilie=bow.gif]

meyerwrench
06-30-2004, 12:49 PM
Anyone else have any Ideas how Butt Cheese can get a Hot MOM....[/quote] [smilie=265.gif] Graft an elephant trunk in place of his penis. [smilie=071.gif]

Wildcat
06-30-2004, 12:53 PM
Actually saw a show about plastic surgery...Dude had already had 2 enlargement surgeries...and went for another...

Problem wasn't his wanker size though...he was a dork..


Somehow, I gotta believe BC has entertained plenty of hot mom's.... :mrgreen:

Bajapit
06-30-2004, 01:54 PM
Actually saw a show about plastic surgery...Dude had already had 2 enlargement surgeries...and went for another...

Problem wasn't his wanker size though...he was a dork..


Somehow, I gotta believe BC has entertained plenty of hot mom's.... :mrgreen:

It' times like this I am glad that Mrs. Hartzler taught me to read between the lines!!!!!!!!!
Anyway where is Tweety when you need him, Mosi???? any thoughts?
Butt Cheese is a great guy, Believe this, He is a moderator on the KU Basket Ball Board. Butt Cheese thats not you in the Sonic ad is it, The one where the friend "Nick" suggest that the car hop was sweet on him, "Butt Cheese".?

GrumpyBullet
06-30-2004, 02:01 PM
If she was a president she would be Baberham Lincoln. :mrgreen:

Seize n Ticket
06-30-2004, 02:03 PM
BORING!!!

Nick
06-30-2004, 03:11 PM
Actually saw a show about plastic surgery...Dude had already had 2 enlargement surgeries...and went for another...

Problem wasn't his wanker size though...he was a dork..


Somehow, I gotta believe BC has entertained plenty of hot mom's.... :mrgreen:

It' times like this I am glad that Mrs. Hartzler taught me to read between the lines!!!!!!!!!
Anyway where is Tweety when you need him, Mosi???? any thoughts?
Butt Cheese is a great guy, Believe this, He is a moderator on the KU Basket Ball Board. Butt Cheese thats not you in the Sonic ad is it, The one where the friend "Nick" suggest that the car hop was sweet on him, "Butt Cheese".?


Wait a minute....dont rope me into this.

PartyGirlUSA
06-30-2004, 03:20 PM
Either too much anchor and not enough rope.....or he was too busy watchin' HOTMOM!

Butt Cheese
06-30-2004, 03:22 PM
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mosi
06-30-2004, 04:22 PM
Actually saw a show about plastic surgery...Dude had already had 2 enlargement surgeries...and went for another...

Problem wasn't his wanker size though...he was a dork..


Somehow, I gotta believe BC has entertained plenty of hot mom's.... :mrgreen:

It' times like this I am glad that Mrs. Hartzler taught me to read between the lines!!!!!!!!!
Anyway where is Tweety when you need him, Mosi???? any thoughts?
Butt Cheese is a great guy, Believe this, He is a moderator on the KU Basket Ball Board. Butt Cheese thats not you in the Sonic ad is it, The one where the friend "Nick" suggest that the car hop was sweet on him, "Butt Cheese".?


Forget about all the modern tech penis enlargement dodads...

I have one of the old fashioned penis implants that works fine... It is the type that came (no pun intended) right before the newer models that have the sqeeze pump. Mine is the original type that the ladies have to blow up themselves and requires an inflation air temp of 98.6 degrees ....

....works for me!!!! :twisted:

SuperV
06-30-2004, 04:33 PM
So what the story behind this pic! Did he piss someone off and they pull the plug or what?

meyerwrench
06-30-2004, 05:14 PM
Either too much anchor and not enough rope.....or he was too busy watchin' HOTMOM!WOW that's gotta suck :shock:

bustag
06-30-2004, 05:34 PM
MNOutlaw humps his boat too!

It aint pretty.

mnoutlaw
06-30-2004, 05:42 PM
That's a horizontal hump, it's different, only the bottom gets wet......

I'm never telling another sole about this site! No respect

Mellllissa
07-02-2004, 12:46 PM
Actually saw a show about plastic surgery...Dude had already had 2 enlargement surgeries...and went for another...

Problem wasn't his wanker size though...he was a dork..


Somehow, I gotta believe BC has entertained plenty of hot mom's.... :mrgreen:

It' times like this I am glad that Mrs. Hartzler taught me to read between the lines!!!!!!!!!
Anyway where is Tweety when you need him, Mosi???? any thoughts?
Butt Cheese is a great guy, Believe this, He is a moderator on the KU Basket Ball Board. Butt Cheese thats not you in the Sonic ad is it, The one where the friend "Nick" suggest that the car hop was sweet on him, "Butt Cheese".?


Forget about all the modern tech penis enlargement dodads...

I have one of the old fashioned penis implants that works fine... It is the type that came (no pun intended) right before the newer models that have the sqeeze pump. Mine is the original type that the ladies have to blow up themselves and requires an inflation air temp of 98.6 degrees ....

....works for me!!!! :twisted:

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inya4
07-02-2004, 01:04 PM
There has to be a story there.....you'd think SOMEONE would have helped instead of just looking at him!

drvett63
07-02-2004, 06:32 PM
:shock: maybe he was watching hot mom too closely and didn't dr.jeff pull the plug......... [smilie=011.gif]



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